I don’t normally post my Wordle score, but COME ON 🤬🤦‍♀️ Wordle 494 2/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This is so great. The courage to take that lay up shot to win the game, on debut. Outstanding!

Before Twitter completely falls apart, has anyone been to Scandinavia? I'm looking for tips on out of the way spots, great hotels, and things to do, especially in Norway, but also Sweden & Denmark, and particularly in summer (late June/July) 🙏

Yes! Perth Wildcats getting it done in NZ. That’s what we like to see!

If you haven't watched (and loved!) Colin From Accounts, then we can't be friends!

Whatever your feelings of Harry and Meghan, I think it’s important to remember that Prince Andrew paid a woman £12 million pounds to stop calling him a nonce.

No need to report the incident at the furnace, we’re well aware the heat was extinguished with a scorching back burn. #BBL Perth Scorchers 🔥

If you truly loved your mother you wouldn't subject her to an unbearable amount of social pressure to pretend she wants to eat breakfast in bed. Appropriate dining surfaces are what separate us from the animals

Holy shit. My heart! #tilitsdone

Hang it in the Louvre 🖼️ #Matildas #FIFAWWC #TilitsDone

Had to calm myself down after that CommBank Matildas win, so I did a Peloton class 😂

LOL. Thanks for the “gift” @qantas. Because my membership year ends on August 31 and this loyalty gift had to be claimed by Aug 30, you took them straight off me again, even though you didn’t credit me til September 1st. I guess my loyalty was REALLY appreciated 🙄

Against everything I’ve ever learned from My Favorite Murder, today, while driving on my own, I gave a ride to two guys whose car had run out of petrol in rural NZ. And I survived!