men used to go to war now they ask you for monad card nominations

you really get to know someone by following them 3 times and them still not choosing to follow you back

oh to end the day with a sunset at the top of the world

i laugh when people say "marketing doesn't work on me" bro... you have an iphone, a mac, an ipad and airpods you drink oat milk because someone said dairy was canceled and you'll buy a tshirt just because "the logo looks nice" marketing doesn't work on you? you ARE the

marketing is the generous act of helping someone discover the solution to their problem.

best places to come up with banger content: > on the toilet > in the shower at midnight > doing laundry > right before falling asleep > when you wake up from a nightmare > mid-workout > during meetings you shouldn't be in > walking your cat (or dog) > grocery shopping in the

everything is so loud now. open your phone: > notification badges everywhere > "LAST CHANCE" in your inbox > stories, reels, shorts all screaming > ai slop to get yaps > pop-ups begging for your email > literal notifications for breathing the internet became times square. i

if you every hang out with me irl, you might hear me whisper things like: - “oh that’d be a killer tweet” - should I write about this? - what a banger - that's actually good advice, i should write about it - wait, should i make a tweet on this? - can you say that again? i'm