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Not all Jews are comedians Rachel.

"Thank you Asda" says, er... Asda!

It's 99p for your part in a historical chart hit... amazon.co.uk/Boris-Johnson-…

Ah, Britain.

The moveable barrier for Operation Brock will be implemented by National Highways: South-East tonight in #Kent. The M20 will be closed tonight (8pm-8am) between J7-J9. Our advice stays the same - please avoid travelling to Kent. Find out more about #OperationBrock 👉 gov.uk/guidance/kent-…

An explicit Boris Johnson attack song is battling for Christmas No 1 independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

I can't ok out whether Covid Marshalls are based on the Gestapo or Stasi, but either way they're lovin' it #showmeyourpapers theguardian.com/world/2020/dec…

The impressive thing about Piers Corbyn is how he is easily everyone's least favourite Piers and Corbyn

The #M20 is now closed in both directions between J8, for #Maidstone and J9, for #Ashford, for technology maintenance and repairs. All vehicles – other than Channel-bound freight going to Eurotunnel - should follow the fully-signed diversion route, via the #A20.

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Why is Kim the only fat bloke in the country? 🤔

#totp "One Houdi Elbow, there's only one Houdi Elbow........."