Club goin up, on a Tuesday

Quote of the damn year came from the 70+ year old retired teacher that works for me "Bill, I'm not your psychiatrist, and if I was, I charge more than 2 shots of fireball"

I just watched a lady pop a bottle of Silverado Cab and drink it from the bottle in my parking lot Don't forget to call your mom

I need more

A Smokey and the Bandit Remake but Cledus is hauling Busch Light Apple instead of Coors

He hit $500, I cash him out. He decides that winning $390 wasn't enough, lost $1130 instead

Girls don't make sense I just had one ask me about "thread counts in your sheets," and I talked about silk vs cotton threads and softness comparissons for almost 30 minutes, like a middle school special ed child And she still asked for my number to "talk more about it"

Rough day for him

Another day, another $700 in the hole Don't play lottery kids

Tonight's jam

Something newer

Who's up being slimey

$1239 to emergency repair a glass door Im in the wrong business

Buddy learned Sandstorm

One of my customers gave me a flying pig

Sleep deprivation? Nah, sleep deprives

From battlefront 3 to talking about Justin Herbert having mid dick game Just an average day on Twitter