Despise christmas shopping and I only do online shopping normally. Go up town get all the bits etc and then the bottom of the bags splits open and all my shit is all over the floor. Scrambling on the floor like a fucking wasteman 😂😂 merry fucking christmas

Tom is a gyalist ain't he 😂😂😂 #loveisland

Shaq needs to run a 1000 miles away from Tanya #loveisland

Carol vorderman 😂

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6.30am and I'm seeing a person jogging through this blizzard like a nightwalker from game of thrones

Trossard is a absolute steal for 30m! What a signing ⚽️ #FULARS

Just thinking about some primary school memories, a big one was forgetting your PE kit and thinking your clever so you can skip it. Then your teacher would respond " no problem you can do it in your pants" one of the biggest violations 😂😂 I never forgot it again

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How is no one talking more about this alien business. Mad mad news 🤯 #Aliens

Navigated out the jungle didnt lose myself. Never forgot, what I had to do myself when I only had me myself and I

Messi has only won that because his name is "Messi" Haaland broke records in the best league in the world and won the treble as well. Just like boxing, there is to many politics the trophy has lost its value to me. Daylight robbery, I feel for Haaland #BallonDor #ballondor2023

Worst I've seen AJ box in his whole career. No guard, constantly trying to hold him. He looked out of it the whole fight. I would like to see the rebuild but he looks finished #DuboisvsJoshua

Hate to be the negative Arsenal fan but I genuinely believe the league is out of reach and this was our only chance of getting silverware. If Arteta gets no silverware again this year questions need to be asked #CarabaoCup

Imagine Luca saying " let's make a pack not to say anything" then throws Scott straight under the bus 🙃 #LoveIslandAllStars

Luca has been lost since the get go he needs to get out of there #LoveIslandAllStars

Probably a unpopular opinion but Martinelli isn't good enough to be starting on the LW. He's a good substitute but we need more class on the left #Arsenal

Megan is wasting her time with Dejon the guy ain't 100% in it. #LoveIslandUK

Genuinely don't understand Harry at all. The guy is a absolute drip #LoveIslandUK

How Giorgio moved in the villa is how it should be and then you got wasteman Harry still in there going on like a absolute clown 🤡 #LoveIslandUk