I Hope This Helps: Some of the most beautiful women in the world are trans.

It’s an old one now, but they say the old ones are the BEST 🤣🤭 this is still my all time favourite from a pub landlord, classic. 👏

This is why Sadiq Khan needs to go. Once removed he should then face charges.

🚨ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC CALL🚨 A London woman calls in and cries her eyes out in desperation "WE'RE NOT RACIST WE'RE PETRIFIED" "WHAT ARE THESE POLITICIANS DOING TO US. THEY'RE PUTTING EVERYONE IN DANGER" "I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A MAN" - My local shop has had 3

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Well played 🤣🤣🤣

When are we allowed to talk about the rights of the British people? 👀

Lewes Bonfire Night saw the effigy to be burnt was PM Keir Starmer. Sporting a red clown nose he has spherical balls saying "tax rises, balls up, cabinet reshuffle, 100 in one out" & "inflation." Another image depicts Donald Trump as a hero on top of the Statue of Liberty.

"The sacrifice wasn't worth the result it is now. What we fought for was our freedom, we find now it's a darn sight worse than what it was when I fought for it." 100-year-old World War II Veteran Alec Penstone gives a damning verdict on modern Britain.

🔝🖐️⚽️ The top five goals from #EFL Saturday!

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK Rather than tackle gangs of marauding masked up Youths terrorising inner Cities with Knives & Machetes - The British Police continue to focus their resource on locking up Old Age Pensioners who can barely walk, simply for thinking the wrong way. It

1️⃣7️⃣ years ago today 🔙 🔵🔵 Portsmouth FC 2-2 AC Milan 🔴⚫️ 💬 Ronaldinho: “The best atmosphere in the world of football.” #Pompey #PompeyHistory

sensational football cover

Football poetry from Portsmouth FC 💙 How good is this move?! 😍

Revolutionary

Men don’t get told nice things…

"We never lose at Fratton Park..." Wait for it 🤣🤣🤣 Charlton fans in the away end watching Portsmouth's last minute winner. #cafc #pompey #awaydays

Charlton fans: "We never lose at Fratton Park" 👀 This is possibly the greatest video to ever surface from a Championship game 😂

“We never lose at Fratton Park!” Instant comedown for the Charlton away end. Absolutely superb. 😂

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