Dude reduced his polygon count

Now he's saying 'Chelsea down to ten' - I guess that works too

'Chelsea down to ten men' - BBC 5 Live Sport I agree, we should say 'down to ten men' regardless of if it's the men or women's team playing. 'Down to ten persons' just doesn't sound as dramatic #ChelseaBarça

Somebody reuse this for something #brexit

Elephants are just big cows with weird noses. Love elephants, love their cute nosed cousins. And don't pay someone to hurt them

Who is the best Ale* Jones?

If you lose your phone & use Google's Find My Device tool, then it says 'device seen just now', and you think 'Sh!T one of my neighbours has found my phone' DON'T PANIC! My phone was in my car. Nobody had 'seen [it] just now'.
#Panicmongeringtechbrobastards

Who is the best Ale* Jones?

There's no such word as pectorial.
Why has nobody corrected me all the times I've said 'pectorial'?!

Military still using horses?
Can everyone just stop using horses and let them live their natural lives?

Sorry to RT this person but look at the copper kicking that bloke in the balls. Taking out their frustration that they can't do this on the pro Palestine marches

Le pan
La van
Le Boursin

Amazon worrying about Temu so borrowing their colours in a Tesco/Lidl stylee

NEW: Evidence suggests Gideon Falter's episode with the Met was set up.

Falter told The Times and The Sunday Times he was returning from synagogue – eyewitnesses say he was lingering for >1hr before the protest began, arriving long before shul would've ended.

My report novaramedia.com/2024/04/22/did…

Juliette Lewis looked more like Tom Hanks than Tom Hanks

Surprised to hear Robbie Savage criticise Chris Sutton's golden curtains

I'm going to dress up as a Russian and film myself wandering through an anti Russian invasion protest, see if I can get a reaction then go viral.
If the police try to stop me getting lynched then I'll film them instead. Either way I get the attention I yearn - _-
#IABS

Elephants trek across the Martian desert

I asked MS Copilot (installed with Windows update without consent) What is Bitcoin halving?
It answered & included a list of all apps running on my PC + what browsers & web pages I had open, then denied it was able to do that, then shut down the conversation #AI #SaturdayVibes

'You think the fans are ready for this?'
'He's been at the highest level of football'
I was thinking Mourinho...?