Anyone want my final ticket

Remember the old saying: Let Noel Gallagher design your shirt. No silverware for you, you Bert.

I’m starting to see why he didn’t make it as a coach

Finally found the lads a bed in Bilbao

22m chest pumps he’s absolutely garbage

Aww poor Saudi Arabia

Hunter Bigge was the player injured on this foul ball. Scary situation from Steinbrenner.

wow mega heavy that 105mph to the dome

Just seen a bloke get out of the public showers on an m6 service station, surely he’s come out dirtier than when he went in

Got to have the biggest ego to bang average footballing ability ratio ever in world football

Women around London breathe a sigh of relief

If they want anymore than a packet of Jaffa cakes they’re mental

I always wear my Sam fender shirt

🤣🤣🤣 now we finally look like we have a plan he pipes up, stick to clubbing till 3am before the derby

Here we go, give me break, miles off it

I’m so happy it’s back, rules are rules first can pre 9am

Stark that we are miles away from competing

I absolutely didn’t see this coming but bossed these Big Mac bastards

Been telling anyone who cares enough to listen that relegation would simply be unmatched, class like the good old days. Knowing our luck they’d bring var in for next season though and try and ruin it

Anyone been on a stag in Lisbon, give me some ideas?