Ok I coulda sworn ⁦ORBIT GUM⁩ spearmint was green but now it’s white? Am I being Berenstained again??

My 3 year old hates going to bed so much she’s trained herself to poop at 9:30pm. It’s the ultimate power move, impossible for me to combat.

I have fixed my broken dishwasher. So you might say this crisis has taught me rugged self-reliance (watching 1.5 YouTube videos) and determination (too lazy to hand-wash all these dishes).

Big storm lookin like a demon Butthead comin right for us.

This is from a couple days ago, but has stuck with me. Dr. Cornel West captures so much of what I feel, saying it better than I ever could. #BlackLivesMatter

If you're on Twitter, you've probably seen police brutality by the hundreds. But you probably also know someone who thinks this is about looting because that's all the news will talk about. Comment links to videos and I'll get them organized in a thread you can share. I'll start:

Feeling validated, thanks to the algorithm

I just want one NORMAL night out: go to a restaurant, have a couple drinks, a nice meal, my friends ditch me with the bill, a moth flies out of my wallet, and I’m forced to wash dishes until close. Is that too much to ask??

Live footage of Google Slides deciding what size to make the image I'm dropping in:

tired: at school in your underwear dream wired: unmasked in a grocery store dream

Saw a lizard slowly gulping down a firefly while it was still blinking. Seemed symbolic.

UX/Product designers - want to come work with me and our awesome team? See below!

Any designer pals or #designsystem pros have a favorite workflow for managing & documenting custom Tailwind CSS design tokens and component classes?

This book taught me a ton about design ops and success inside a larger org #Clarity2021

I may be guiltier than most #Clarity2021

Millenial sitcom dad makes himself charcuterie for a midnight snack