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No one could have predicted Bell Media would just lay off so many people like that. Most would have predicted it happening right before the holidays or Bell Let's Talk Day.

Is it "just part of the industry" or is the industry maybe just used to not having backlash for the way they treat people because every time they do something shitty people in the industry just say "that's just part of the industry?"

The year is 2029. Radio hosts have 2 options. Be one of five people syndicated across the country, or write prompts for an AI DJ that is also syndicated across the country.

When I was a kid I just thought the police were pleading with R roxanne to stop running so many red lights.

I asked for a bagel with cream cheese, and a sausage on the side. What I got was confusing and shockingly delicious.

"Debate Me" people think debating is just shouting your side louder and then declaring victory to your own echo chamber.

2 days ago I crossed the border into the US and they stopped me to search my car and grilled me about where I was going. Today I crossed and when I told the border agent I accidentally left my passport in my trunk, he said he didn't need to see it and waved me through.

Swear to god, I just walked past a woman in DC who turned to her young daughter and said "do you wanna see the homeless person?" like she was asking if she wanted a picture with Mickey Mouse

Technically speaking, I do graphic design for a living. But the second I meet an actual graphic designer I'm like 'nonono, I just like, do billboards and social media templates and stuff'

Everyone: wow marvel, your effects have been looking pretty shoddy for the couple years now. Maybe slow down and don't overwork artists? Marvel: right - OR. We use terrible free AI.

Standing in a Tim's where 2 people with identical dogs are clearly trying to have a meet-cute but their dogs keep barking at each other non stop.

Can't believe we live in the timeline where iDubbbz has the most mature apology video and Colleen is tanking her reputation via ballad

Sorry, ladies - but if you have a hobby or like to exercise you're now basic.

"oh no, poor baby 😢" - me every time I pass road kill

I've been using Photoshop's Generative AI to turn photos of myself into total strangers.

I know we don't have to announce our departure from this app, but it's officially gone from failing in a haha way to failing in a boring way, so I'm out ✌️ catch me on threads