it’s not even the gym part that’s hard… it’s eating the right meals & getting all your protein intake in that’s hard 🥲

Klay 😳

Anybody know a website to watch the game for free?

So glad my high school never taught me how to use email

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Kill it brotha 🤟🏼👏🏼

A little louder for the people in the back

I feel attacked

Things I know at 42 that I wish I knew at 22:

I hate texting just come live with me

Being Average is just not something I’m content with!!!!

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Love bombing is when someone you've just met showers you with attention and affection. It can feel intoxicating, but it's actually a form of emotional manipulation. HOW TO SPOT IT (🧵):

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Dear Snapchat Memories, that ain’t my bitch nomo

New year, new me. I'm gonna be worse

My phone better be this dry when i’m rich