We don't deserve dogs

$22 sandwich should be illegal. If I was president all sandwiches would be hard-capped at $9

And bring back TGIF like a proper country

I love September because it makes me excited to walk 15k steps again. Real steppers know that walking in cold months is where it’s at

Nothing is off limits anymore, that’s the problem. Thats where we’re at. Everything is segmented for likes and views.

Anyway, 9/11 was a horrific day. Our lives were never the same. I still think about all those who died, the families that never had their loved ones come home, and the people who are still suffering from the fall out of digging through the debris to help. God bless the USA. 🇺🇸

Never forget the horror. Never forget the terror. Never forget the victims and their families. Never forget the heroes. Never forget the helpers. Never forget how our nation came together 🇺🇸 #911Day #September11

REAL PEOPLE. Where are the real people!!!

Get off my lawn.

The great cheese whiz #debate took place on FOX 29 last night. Cheese scooping motions required.

Im sorry this is so fucking funny

He’d fit in quite nicely here TBH

Philadelphia remains—once again, in perpetuity, forever and ever, amen—the center of the universe

Happy birthday to the iconic Amy Winehouse, who would’ve turned 41 today.

THEY BROUGHT THE LENOX SPICE VILLAGE BACK FOR PRE-ORDER IDK IF ANYONE ELSE CARES BUT THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE DREAMED ABOUT FOR YEARS 😭😭😭😭