This is allie kate’s Super Bowl

My dad got us jets tickets 2 months ago for my brother’s birthday. how can I make this ab me

when you remember youre going to watch your football team get destroyed while your favorite artist ever watches with glee

He just really loves me

Its headband season again!! Selling these for $25, let me know if you want one🫶🏼

“You have an emmy, i have a gaslight of the year trophy”

Shout out to Spotify wrapped for not including my air conditioner podcast 👏🏻

With the amount of driving I have this weekend, it’s the perfect weekend for 30 new Taylor songs!!!!

“I just want to go home”-Louie, aged 2 at swim class, me, aged 26, always

our flight: gets canceled😭 natalie’s phone: plays all night longer🤪

Today’s been a trip: - our flight gets canceled - we watched someone cut across 2 lanes of traffic and take down a tree - I ran into 2 of my old kids from when I worked at the day care (they’re 5 and 7 and I legitimately cried seeing them)

Twin telepathy is Allie and I both getting the same obscure song stuck in our heads at the same time

When Allie and I were 4 our mom wanted to shower and we were told to not go outside alone. So we went into our enclosed backyard and played. Our mom came running outside and yelled at us for going outside alone. Allie looked at her and goes “I’m not alone, I’m with my sister”

Who needs a diary when you can text every thought you’ve ever had to your sister who works nights

Pete and Darryl. Tied at the top.

My mom and I are helping allie kate pack for the World Series, and my mom is arguing that she needs to bring a beige jacket because “what if you’re cold in the trailer” and Allie sheepishly held up her travel blanket ☠️☠️