just overheard a very brave woman admit that she “didn’t know the titanic was real”

racing to msg in my pajamas rn

i wish Theranos Inc was real

my father in his tony soprano era

i screamed “i am just normal” so many times last that i’m worried i manifested something grim for my future

the choke hold this dress had on girls in 2014

thank you for saving my life

not really feeling the chit chat this month

where are you goin' in thoooooose Keds?

my ig account gets hacked anytime i post my nipples i swear to god

After 35 years, I am leaving NPR. I've had the thrill of creating Tiny Desk Concerts, All Songs Considered, directing All Things Considered for 18 years and so much more. I love the people I've worked with, but it's time to find new challenges. thank you for listening/watching.

Brooklyn based Malice K has signed to XAGXAGUXAR and shared new single 'PHD'! ⏬ soyoungmagazine.com/brooklyn-based…

not giving up a laugh for the jack-o’-lantern “lewis” shit

definitely one of the 17 hottest girls at the WFMU record fair

i wish i just invented the stanley cup and called it a day

67% is a really cool battery percentage to leave this house with

looking for that pookie, abbey david, kind of love

NEW SNOW STRIPPERS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! youtube.com/watch?app=desk…

so happy i bought a red light therapy mask and didn’t do that ayahuasca trip