When I hear the leader of a downtown Segway tour say "We're gonna slow it down", I just think,"At what point were you going warp speed?"

Why is "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" playing in McDonald's right now? It's depressing enough here already. #McKillYoSelf

Hearing the string quartet version of "Such Great Heights" while walking through downtown on my way to Deep Ellum makes me happy

Too. Many. People. #SXSW #ATX

Thanks to KXT 91.7 playing that Mighty Mighty Bosstones' song, there will be a little man in checkered shorts skanking in my head all day.

#tuscaloosa 4.18.16 MON Druid City Brewing #jackkerowax

When you're on the way to the gig in Norman, Oklahoma and the sky turns that special green color. 😐 #TornadoTuesday #jackkerowax

It bums me out when people stand still during the opener. Microwave put on a great set and seem like fun dudes!

At tonight's Motion City Soundtrack show, I got one of Justin Courtney Pierre picks! It's a normal Dunlop pick, but it's .50m so I'll know it's not one of mine.

Thx to all who came out to our last show in Dallas tonight! We'll miss you! Photo by Matthew Taylor & Mr. Sticks.

Shoutout to tannerjones for rolling into the show looking like my high school English teacher

today we celebrate the birth of derrick nicole, band hero. we need 311 retweets and 420 likes right now.

DART grieving the loss of Ofc Brent Thompson, 43, killed during Thurs protest. First DART officer killed in line of duty. Joined DART 2009.

This is a weird question but there is this romantic rock band TWIABP&IANLATD -- will you go to a concert with me? Ethan Klein

Gimme that Avalanche Run, EarthQuaker Devices ! gvwy.io/bbgza51

DALLAS: RT + follow us and Margin Walker Dallas for a chance to win 2 tickets to Brian Jonestown at TREES!! marginwalkerpresents.com

Thanks to ASPCA and Wags and Walks Sunny and I are finally fostering our 1st pitbull! Meet Ginger. I'm in LOVE. #AdoptDontShop

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