🚨🇺🇸 TRUMP: IT’S OFFICIAL POLICY—THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS, MEN AND WOMEN "I’ve made it an official policy of the United States that there are only two genders, male and female. We will have no men participating in women’s sports, and transgender operations, which became the

“When I see footage of Guns N' Roses, I see that fu**ing hunger and attitude. You could not f**k with those five guys. It was just raw. It was this lean, hungry thing on its way up. It was as sincere as any rock 'n' roll that l've ever heard, and I'm proud of that.”

Liberals are like ticks. They are fucking annoying but good at sucking you’re meat

Liberals do not shut the fuck up. Trump runs the world.

I scroll 3 reels and now I’m 4 days behind in this class

Overcompensating for something? #Shrink your car

Down 6-0 but up 9-0 on these drinks +3

A hangover is a mindset

Need an app state dining hall masterclass today

There is currently 19 people in my dorm room. I have two options. Kill myself. Irish goodbye and kill my self.

Attendance and Alcohol both fear this Friday.

70 degrees, a beer, and nikishin to the canes.

Justin Thomas and Alcohol decide my happiness this weekend.

Woke up struggling. Now the masters is on and there’s Tito’s in my milk

Ohio state varsity jacket at the bar “god the bitches will love this”

Yeah, this will work. Tom Wilson can’t ruin my day yet

If an elixir collector farmed aura it would be this guy.

This is exactly what I voted for, and anyone upset about this can get fucked. Promise made: Iran can not have a nuclear weapon. Promise kept: 👇🏼

5o’clock somewhere is 5pm here

Yes steak tips work for dinner.