i deserve a b/b/g scene 😤

woodpeckers sound like they’re barking and i think that’s pretty cute

can i say something

why do people think i wanna just chat about life on my free OF…. this isn’t social media im not here for friends….im here for MONEY

my dad just came out as a flat earther, i’m going to scream

watching a parent who abandoned you raise a new child with enthusiasm ain’t for the weak 🥲

i don’t have or want kids but let me hear a newborn baby crying and im immediately ready to fight everyone in the room just to find it and soothe it

It's time for everyone to become a lot gayer and a lot meaner

I’m buying a gun

not sure how but i woke up to my electric bill being $0 im gonna have a pep in my step all day now

my favorite way to combat intentional misgendering is to just do it back honestly like now we all look stupid and feel annoyed together

Wait come here I wanna try something

some of you bitches do not deserve to sleep as peacefully as you do

i only respect men who moan loudly and confidently in bed 😌

this is a level of lesbianism you can not make up

i think i’m at my wit’s end yall

the older I get the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these mfs quite often

ive been blocked, unfollowed and unfriended but i've never been told i'm bad in bed