#ImNotOKWith Catching my first cold in I don't know how long.. on the 1st day of spring

#CaptainKirkBirthdayGifts A trip to Americas Favorite Family Fun Park

#WhenTheBunniesRiseUp It will look & sound like this..

#DrinkingMadeMe Lose Control

I was Dreaming #WhenIMetMyHero .. and then I woke up

#SetPhasersTo Stahp

#RobotMeds Bot-Tox

#EveryDarkCloud Means something bad is gonna happen 😏

#EveryDarkCloud has Shadow Monsters

Ham Glaze #MakesMeFeelSaucy

I saw Ronald McDoof #AtTheKillerKlownsCarnival

I asked AI what #LifeInTheFutureWillBe like and it said Gnomes and mutant bananas will reign and Pepto-Bismol volcanoes will erupt 😏

#SciFiSustenance Planet of the Grapes

#InCaseYouDidNotNotice #WRIF It's the WEEKEND!!!!!!!!

#MyClaimToFameIs my completely useless & cheezy Photoshop skills

#DogsIn5Words Dogs are the best People

#MotoringMeals Suzucchini

#FakeCollegeMajors Cakeology

#IShouldveTurnedAtThe Slauson Cutoff 1

#MyInnerSelfIs Screaming to get out