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Starting to think that my dad lied to me. I gave him a ton of edibles, and now he's worried that I'm mad at him for some reason.

well at least we have an inevitable and absolutely grotesque trump/musk falling out to look forward to in a few months

the nypd in front of a massive pinboard right now, "okay we've narrowed it down to 80,000 suspects."

MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money

Bad news Tim

Hard Man soft boy this Thursday The Comedy Fort Tickets just $10 Featuring naomi karavani /Patrick Richardson/Sam Sisson and Kelsey Rosen tinyurl.com/4uyhrbjc

“you can’t host a social in a club owned by anti-zionist jews who host fundraisers for Palestine because some article said it was ‘inspired’ by the tel aviv party scene” sounds like a parody of how unstrategic, ineffective, and purely aesthetic the left is, but it’s real 😭

Giving all these awards to Anora, Hollywood is making amends for what they did to Showgirls.

Part time hustling w/Anders J Lee

last time meg and i did a show she broke a bottle over my head. come to our show tomorrow to see my revenge tixr.com/groups/thestan…

I’m sure the new owner of this book will love seeing the previous owner’s answers

This Saturday...

Watching my political adversaries publicly crash out, threaten to destroy each other, and dismantle their fascist political project Centrists: We can make room in the tent!

Military personnel saluting when they tow the red tesla away from the white house

Please mr musk post some more

Boyfriends for Zohran

South Asian moms across America: “Zohran is Mayor of New York City. You? You’re mayor of scrolling Instagram and ordering Uber Eats.”