The life of a Toronto Blue Jays fan...

"Aaron Judge is already in scoring position by having the bat in his hand" Judge is such a terrifying dude at the plate, this really isn't hyperbole

Toronto Life has an ad overlay that takes up a third of the screen. I've reloaded this page several times to see if the ad disappears or gives me the option to close it. It doesn't.

Lets go Blue Jays

While I agree that Judge wouldn't have done the same, I don't think that says anything about anything. Some people are boisterous like Reggie Jackson or Rickey Henderson. And some people are quiet and subdued like Greg Maddux or Derek Jeter Bottom line, different personalities

It's either Zelda Ocarina of Time or Mass Effect 3

Brendon Little taking all the heat but if you remove his outing, Dominguez still gave up a 2-earned run HR and the lead anyway

The Billups-mafia illegal poker ring sounds like a Bond movie lol "The allegations paint a picture of a sophisticated cheating scheme that featured X-ray-equipped poker tables, rigged card shufflers, marked cards and the use of sensor-equipped contact lenses and glasses"

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It’s a beautiful city. Have a great game tonight, ⁦Toronto Blue Jays⁩!

Did my 11 year old niece tweet this?

Will live forever in my mind

Time to get that B.VALENZUELA jersey

You really should pin this tweet. It will keep giving for years to come. Might as well lean into it

Yes but it's actually 4 beavers fighting 6 geese over 3 apples and a stick of cheese

This recent BiliBili video of a guy motion capturing a robot straight into his own balls is gonna be such useful metaphor in the future tbh

Doesn't go the way you think it will

Dodgers contracts worth more than $100M: Shohei Ohtani: 10 years, $700,000,000 Mookie Betts: 12 years, $365,000,000 Yoshinobu Yamamoto: 12 years, $325,000,000 Kyle Tucker: 4 years, $240,000,000 Blake Snell: 5 years, $182,000,000 Freddie Freeman: 6 years, $162,000,000 Will

Was anyone tracking private jets to LA this offseason?

Grok really is becoming more human everyday 😅