Just use micro plastics for gene delivery access the BBB. Duh.

Lots of people poopooing starship when the most complex thing they've ever assembled is an order at Denny's.

I love that cats have two different classes of meows. They both sound the same, but one is a reflexive greeting or station keeping, the other is for manipulating apes. Look for the flexion of the gut to know which is which.

Have you ever noticed that every administrative portal requires a tome of a PDF to explain to the end user how to perform a basic, routine action?

Does anyone make athletic cut summer motorcycle over pants? Asking for a friend.

So the academic system was built around social clout and not scientific progress. Forsooth.

I. Love. My. Job.

Guess I'm still a delivery boy. Just now instead of sandwiches I deliver genes.

GPT-6 will have the intelligence to open a bakery instead of doing a PhD

This math joke. 😅

I don't understand how scientific discovery worked this way for so long. What is the grifter to scientist ratio? It's building time.

Schools trained students to prioritize grading over understanding. The university pipeline is partially to blame.

Spent six years in Philly for my PhD. The crosswalks in Philly look like little traffic lights. Almost walked into the street here in LA. Whups.

Me at the ultra waiting for my vector prototype.

World famous synthetic embryo scientist stopped while entering U.S. Agent: Any embryos in your luggage? Scientist: One sec. [Opens guideline booklet of the International Society for Stem Cell Research.] Scientist: Nope, just 3-D structures derived from pluripotent stem cells

I literally lie awake at night trying to find paths towards accessible gene therapies. The current paradigm does not scale.

It's always more cells, bigger volumes, more tangential filters. We need to go to from 0 to 1, not 1 to n.

If the powers that be want to look for waste in science, they should run a lab/manage lab supply ordering for a month and get back to me. Bonus points for performing lab start up from zero.

we’ve got a surveillance startup called Palantir, a genetic baby design company named Gattaca, now all that’s missing is someone begging to name their AI company “AM"

I'm going to start a virologist fitness blog called 'gains of function'.