“Worst she can say is no” they said

Monica Lewinsky John Law Eileen We drank good off that $80 too

True

Just swallowed my zyn eating tater tots for the second time - Henry McCockster

she looks like the older sister of your best friend in hs. she hated your friend but was always nice to you. you still follow her on insta and she has kids and a husband. she seems happy. every now and then she posts a selfie like this and maybe she dreams of something else

Who vandalized the Greenville County Courthouse

A girl I went to college with just posted a tribute to the closing of CWP. burn the whole city down

Writing on Twitter taught me that how you say something is just as important as what you say. “Best idea wins” sounds compelling, but it ain’t true. Comedians win. Storytellers win. Marketers win. Substance needs style to pierce the culture.

Take this shit to Wattpad bro leave me out of this

What would happen if I almost accidentally put diesel in my Toyota Camry

I’m honored

Mark Twang 2.0 Bro is going to the sycamore Morgan Wallen night

happy 42 years to the best song to ever exist music.apple.com/fr/album/this-…

he asked me what regards are

Thank you Sunday night salty

I love Facebook sm

Wish there was a web-md wrapped to see what I’ve diagnosed myself with the past year I’ve gotta be towards the top of the charts or something

A brief I wrote is being argued in front of the court of appeals rn and I have never been so excited to be a nerd in my life ❤️❤️❤️

Hingle CroMagnonMan youtu.be/GQO08Bz6RnU?si…

One time I cut a guy off and his friend came up and told me he had a speech impediment. I couldn’t bring myself to walk back up to the table.