TONIGHT!

I am celebrating the 15th anniversary of this today

Woohoo! My book has a five star rating (1 vote) and is currently ranked #78 in comedy on the kindle store, just behind Sassy & Sixty: Playing, partying & misbehaving (The Sassy Sixties Club)

Charles Dickens is the writer who inspires me the most. (I constantly describe things as being "like a bad lobster in a dark cellar.")

When it comes to pumpkin carving, I prefer simplicity (because I'm not good at it)

We don't need robot umpires, we just need to make the strike 3 gesture less fun to do so umpires won't be tempted to call a guy out on a pitch three inches off the plate

"One of the dumber books I've ever read. Five stars." - Goodreads user amazon.com/Wit-Assurance-…

Coming in 2026: A gritty reboot of Good King Wenceslas where the title character is a morally gray antihero. Budget 200 million. Box office revenue 12.4 million. Rotten Tomatoes rating 17%. Premieres on Tubi within six months. Receives fewer views than the 1991 comedy Ski School

Tis the season youtu.be/S2KjH6l-Kf8?si… via YouTube

I flunked out of announcer school for refusing to describe every single player as having "a chip on his shoulder."

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