I love them 😭😭

Got to be the one to break the news to the groupchat by sending this

Maya Mason coded

Americans watching Brazil put their corrupt former president in prison

Worst part of having a toddler is they no longer tolerate your hyper fixations. What do you mean you don’t want to listen to a “Night Shift” 8 times in a row, kid? Who raised you?!

I’m begging people: please go watch Rye Lane

My Honey Don’t verdict is that it needed another 10-15 minutes to get where it was going. Didn’t hate it, but it was a little thin even for a B movie.

Jesus Christ I need to go lie down 🥵

Why must we be ruled by losers

Apropos of nothing it sure seems like it’s a good time to finish my dual citizenship paperwork and brush up on my spanish

Boys On The Side has its issues but I will never not cry when Whoopi sings “Superstar” because I too have hopelessly yearned for a pretty girl with questionably waspy taste in music

me observing my enby friend's fitness journey:

Kind of the ultimate bi erasure that the rapture is happening on Bi Visibility Day lmao

Wingmanned for my friend tonight — she left with a Sophia Bush lookalike that I chatted up for her and I’m in bed by 1 am

Damn I really thought Max Martin would fix all the problems I’ve had with her post pandemic output, but apparently not

me when a bad bitch tells me what to do

Extreme Leo behavior omg

Beautiful day for Dodger baseball