Whenever I see people refer to the manager of a baseball team as “head coach” I instantly ignore anything they have to say about baseball or sports in general.

Cooking in the group chat

Excusing myself from an intimate embrace in a ladies bedroom, going to the bathroom and playing a youtube tutorial "How To Eat Pussy" video, coming out ghostly pale and leaving without saying a word

Do a little good and donate to PCH, you degenerate pieces of shit could use the karma.

Imagine being some absolute moron with no stocks, bonds, physical metals, or property to their name. How do people suck so bad at life I genuinely don’t get it. Own assets. Fuck.

Hashtag never forget.

What in the fuck is this summer? ITS COLD!

Explaining to the cute new trans girl at work how, not to be judgmental, but I really cant approve of her lifestyle but when she responds being hypnotized by the cobra like sway of her adams apple and suddenly waking up screaming with her penis in my mouth

Watching Wicked and thinking how great it would be to beat the shit out of Ariana Grande with a metal baseball bat.

Trump now owns the Fed. Will have total control once Jerome is kicked. Rates heading to zero. Asset prices going to infinity. Middle class saving wiped out. Wheelbarrow money and Weimar back.

Nationalizing a company and letting 600,000 Chinese spies in. I did not vote for this.

Finance? Nah. I call it “The Game™️”

I am ready for rape.

Cracker Barrel has exactly 3 decent food options. Biscuits and gravy, pancakes, and chicken and dumplings. Even those aren’t that good. You go there to play the triangle peg game and look at all the old shit and think “man, life must have fucking sucked then” and leave happy.