I wrote this before the Tory Party Conference, about how the escalation of the Culture Wars means the only options the Tories have are shutting things down and demonising others. I'm quite surprised how accurate it turned out to be. open.substack.com/pub/rachelcold…

The #onlyconnect crossover we have all been hoping for.

Seven Bins would be a great name for an indie band from Bristol.

Anyway, estate agents: when I click on a video tour of a house I expect, yanno, a video tour and not an automated slideshow of the photos I can just click through faster without listening to the license free muzak option you picked in iMovie.

Anyone decoded that binary yet? #doctorwho

We made superb chocolate from dirt and brainpower.

(Yes I didn’t mold it very nicely but until you grow a cacao tree from seed and make chocolate from it please feel free to fuck right off.)

The universe is amazing, gorgeous, and wondrous. Follow your curiosity! ❤️

Join the friendliest team of volunteers ever!

Back to werk day. What do I do for a day job again?

I’m baking.

No, there’s a cake in the oven.

Water, sky

Next week the OG #BeefFatBun is back. But it’s bringing a pal. The #MackerelBap . Tempura Mackerel with a Jalapeño Pico de Galo and a Seaweed Gribiche. It’s served in our own #FlouryBap . Light, soft and fluffy but baked to hold everything together until the last bite.

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

Heist movie fans: inside man is on film4.