“Uh-oh!”

That’s not really how sales work Rough Trade

Here we go then. Something completely new. Fookin Kookin Kits. One a month June July August. Italian, Korean, Indian. Best quality ingredients we can get, cook at home kits with instructions, timings, and a QR code in the box with a link to a short video showing you how to make

“I dunno mate, I just think why can’t the old Iranians and the big old Israyyyyleeeeees just siddown together and sort everything out with a gold old fashioned pop quiz” “It’d be ayatollahtastic mate”

🎼Bobbys knocking at the door, and he’s ringing a bell🎼

Some people should not be allowed near cutlery

My new track Brutalism sounds and looks so strong. Thank you to all my genius team! KVANT Show Production #placingshadows #coloursoundexperiment #192k

Just had to pick something up from a branch of JD.

I see it’s Soccer Aid this evening.

“26 of the Queen’s runs” is absolutely 👌

Finally, some calm heads enter the fray.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen....and I was in 'Nam.

Mark Carney’s face whilst having to listen to this insane cunt ramble on is quite the picture. #skynews

Soz Liz, is this better?

Mick “That right, Mark for only $29.99 a month you can have a comfortable, waterproof mattress just like the one I have.”