I've been trying to figure out why I overslept today. Just realized drunk me set my calculator for $7.30.

New Zealand fur seal still squatting on Opera House stairs one year on - mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-1…

Hahahaha. Poor Mom.

I am concerned that Uber still is not properly insured. I urge you to not be a passenger or driver until sorted. calgarymayor.ca/stories/mayor-…

businessinsider.com/wikileaks-hait…

#stayinschool J not G. Subtle difference...

Ever heard of complex passwords @aeroplan Air Canada Air Canada Top Tier? #securityfail

Dutch man won't face charges in Netherlands related to Amanda Todd extortion - British Columbia - CBC News cbc.ca/beta/news/cana…

Perhaps a career highlight today...From a CIO, "I suppose it's all in the cloud". #whereisyourdata? 😂

you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.

Drinking champagne every day 'could help prevent dementia and Alzheimer's' veranda.com/luxury-lifesty… #Champagne #BringMeBubbly!

Dragons’ Den’s Michele Romanow: City politicians should welcome Uber | Calgary Herald calgaryherald.com/opinion/column…

Climbing Mount Everest is safer than living with domestic violence in Alberta huff.to/1Z1AMi5

This little schmoo melts my heart! ❤ 6 ️year-old with Down syndrome dances on despite studio rejection... ctvnews.ca/canada/6-year-…

Look forward to helping out #FtMac as best we can. RT #OMGP and I will donate $10 (up to $100k) to @FMUnitedWay 😎 x.com/fmunitedway/st…

My heart beams with pride of how * W. Brett Wilson * inspires the community and gives back in HUGE ways! Thank-you! #OMGP

A message of condolence from Chief Constable Chaffin to all the men and women of the Dallas Police Dept. #Dallas #yyc

Trying to dispute the theory that I am a #crazycatlady by substituting monkeys!! #crazymonkeylady said no one EVER!! haha

Why don’t we expel David Suzuki FDN and all members of Greenpeace International - they are the real threat to the future of Canada. Oh - and Elizabeth May should go as well.... x.com/vassykapelos/s…