the only pain I wanna feel this year is pain I make up in my head when I listen to sad songs

Don’t fight me in all caps you’re not Kanye

i think i figured it out. you’ve found true love when you’re convinced no one on the planet has what you have 🥰

there really should be an oscar category for best feel-good movie

why do i love to cry in moving vehicles and hair salon chairs

We need the old sun back this new one taking his job too serious

“my husband doesn’t get a say in naming our baby. he can pick from my list, da akhro. he’s not naming her after his grandma. wenaby” - 💡

i wanna be blonde just so i can wear cute black outfits in the daytime and not look like i’m going to a funeral

never too full for french fries

here’s to the girls who dreamt of meeting a prince only to end up falling for the misunderstood villain

i love to watch my phone get to 2% with my charger RIGHT THERE

i’ve never watched a single tennis game but the waterworks just aren’t stopping for roger federer

men used to go to war, now they send a friend request just to delete it

I care about my grades but if I'm tired I'm going to sleep idc

if it comes in a packet, then the packet is the serving size.

i’m so bad at quick maths that delivery people either get reaaallly lucky or leave really pissed

if the car ride is longer than 40 minutes, i will cry 9/10 times

TikTok should charge me for my education cause 99% of the things i know, i’ve learned on TikTok.