a win

yea I'm sure they'll look back some day and think "championships are cool but I'd give it up for more yards on my stat line"

it's available in legacy models what are these ppl still going on about 😭

eagles fans acting like this isnt a little valid are crazy, giants clearly got fucked pretty hard can we be reasonable

ok buddy

It's October 31st in Japan right now so, Today is the only day you can retweet this

doomers 🥱 y'all expect it to spawn training data from thin air? is this a good product for ppl who highly value privacy? no, at least not yet. but there are ppl who would give up this level of privacy to buy back their time. and ppl are already ordering it without a ship date

"Women, on average, crave deep emotional connection, empathy, nuanced communication, and a sense of being truly “seen” and understood." ...and that makes them "entitled" we were cooked way before the robots got here 😂

been on this app for a third of my life help me

sometimes I randomly remember the eagles have won 2 super bowls in the last decade and get so overwhelmed with joy that I actually shed a tear or two we might be the most dogshit 8-4 team in the game rn but you just can't steal that joy from me anyways #firekevinpatullo

#FireKevinPatullo

alright they got me with this one, I'll ride the bandwagon

is houston the team of the ppl?

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Eagles fans after seeing Kevin Patullo got fired:

Me liking every Kevin Patullo is fired tweet

it has recently come to my attention that pears are fucking awesome and I just wanted to let y'all know in case u were also living in the dark 🍐

1, we'll all be dead 5 mins into the flight but I'd be first 😩

black ops 2 or skate 2

One year ago today we all celebrated the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl on Valentine’s Day, a day the city of Philadelphia will never forget