I kinda smell like a puppy but no complaints rn

I Go Through An Entire Can Of Hair Spray In One Week. My Selfie Only Has 3,507 Likes On Instagram. I Better Delete it.

My puppy Died.....

Had fun tonight...

Lol. I keep saying.

But omg im so hungry save me SOMEONE HAS FRIES ON THE BUS

i need breakfast

jimmy gave me candy that jizzed

I make pretty much all of Sams food for him yet he still looks at me like an excited puppy every time I do

Proper pisses me off no one puts on the hot water in my house

Might have to draft Barkley and Lukaku back into my Fantasy Football team. They could run riot against a tired WBA side in horrid form.

lol i feel

100 euro a notte per un bed&breakfast.. no comment

ANC is like a big soccer club that ignore firing non performing coach until supporters make his life miserable enough to quit

My baby funny

"I have classes in." Pauses to look at her phone. "Five hours..."

🌙 ☁️Wake up, Headliners! Prepare to stay Wide Awake for the Final Night of #NocturnalWonderland! 👀✨ #TheEnergyIsHere

Retweet if you love clowns. 🎪🎭🎯 #EscapeSoCal