I was so sick from Fri-Mon and now I feel like I'm going to be sick again. This time tho, it's just from stress 🫠

Dutch Bros not being on DoorDash should be illegal!

I have my first ever legit work trip tomorrow and I'm °~AnXioUs~°

Whoever said we need to arrive to the airport 2 hours early should be shot on sight because the last 3 times I've flown, I've arrived early and then have ended up just chilling at my gate for fucking ever.

I've always had terrible periods but every so often I have one that knocks me all the way out. That's where I'm at today but it's crazy at work so I'm desperately trying to power through it and I feel like I'm gonna fucking die!

I just wish that my workplace of 3 years would trust me and view me as a valuable fucking addition.

Parenting through an iPad is the worst!! What do you mean my kid has an F in math because the 2 adults in her home won't help her with homework?? And it's somehow our fault???

You know it's gonna be a long day when my assistant manager looks at my calendar and asks if there's anything she can do to help me lol 🫠

Give. Me. My. Fucking. KID

I'm 2 seconds from fully losing my shit on all of my coworkers and it's still the first week of Oct 🫠💀

What if I had a little menty b? As a treat?

Just had the absolute WORST experience with Old Navy. $80 and multiple calls later and we've been told we will not receive our items or any sort of refund and there's nothing they can do about it. As a loyal member, I will NEVER shop again and will urge others not to too!

No one warns you that if you spend months unmasking your autism, the disability becomes more disabling more regularly. Especially if you have a high stress job that doesn't have any wiggle room for accommodations.

Regular travel being included in my upgrade to salary was exciting but after realizing the ONLY direct flight to HQ departs at 7am makes said travel a lot less enticing... 🫠😴

Bitches with get a drink from Dutch Bros and say "I needed this." It's me. I'm bitches.

Being in UT in a hotel with a ton of obviously conservative men during election season is a literal nightmare 🫠

Recognizing Lindsey Mendez in a cameo role on Station 19 solidifies for me that I am a true theatre kid™️

I know I'm experiencing a lot of stress and I know that my body is hurting as a way to try to get me to rest but I don't have right now so I need it to just fucking cooperate!

Why does everyone crowd the gate before boarding? It doesn't make it go any faster. In fact, it slows everything down so go take a seat and chill out!

If i don't end up killing a coworker today, it will be a miracle!