This bike lock is/was available for sale on campus via Columbia's Public Safety department under their 'Crime Prevention Discount Bike, Locker and Laptop Lock Program'.

See their flier with a discount here: publicsafety.columbia.edu/sites/default/…

this is so funny

Susan is once again wearing her Simpsons jacket she received in 1995 when she guest-starred as Bart's ballet teacher in 'Homer vs. Patty and Selma.' Every guest star typically gets a jacket (or at least used to). She often wears hers publicly, more than any other guest star.

niche crossover but:

the more baseball I watch, the more I realize that this just accurately describes all MLB commentary

when you’re sitting in the back of the uber, but not actually listening to anything

Average Emma Hayes press conference

Van Egmond passing up the chance to score the rare Double Goal #MEXvAUS

Scooby-Doo voice:

I’m putting a team together

bro last night was a Maundy Thursday

I wish I was joke 😂😂

LILY ROBBED

Granny Smith apple invented in Australia—stolen valour!!

the meep strikes again