OAS lest I cause an EAS

i must’ve skipped the part in WWII where they all held hands and hitler was voted out of office

United States v. Skrmetti (2025)

I just dealt with a kid having an epileptic seizure and somehow seeing this was the worst part of my day

If your girlfriend got chopped up into a thousand tiny meat cubes (laser grid) and you started taking away one cube at a time at what point would she stop being your girlfriend

This was the discussion of the night, we settled on the fact that once there was all meat cubes there would be no girlfriend. No words on what the required girlfriend to meat cube ratio is for that to happen, though.

they bombed iran and this is still the worst thing to happen this week

Wizards gotta stop making such shit announcements while I’m at work wtf is this

got that “his pronouns are they/them” build

Generational buffoon packs

This is such a fucking insulting thing to say. Like actually go fuck yourself

It seriously sucks that this monstrosity now goes back to the House, where the margin will be razor thin, and where multiple Democratic seats are empty because the reps chose to try to hold onto power through the bitter end and die in office rather than retire.

I cast Seedtime today. Don’t @ me. It will never get better than this.

rained

working at a camp with media staff is great because i get to see the worst candid photos of me of all time

“a prominent voice in libertarian circles” lmaoooooooo gtfo

Saw the text box and thought “why is everybody freaking out about this four mana beater?” only to realize this isn’t 2020 anymore and the world got worse