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The Accidental Lich™️

@n_quests

The World’s Okayest Former Professional #DnD & #TTRPG Encounter Map Cartographer & Semi-Professional #TTRPG designer. Still an Accidental Lich™️ He/Him

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In this arena, the mages who run it can change the environment at the drop of a hat. Makes for an interesting time for the party member who decides to step into the fighting pits.

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Their contact told the party to meet in the middle of the walled garden - they just failed to mention that it wasn't exactly a straight path to the center.

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The Village of Tollgate is the only safe river crossing for at least 50 miles in either direction - your party did remember to bring gold to pay the toll, right?

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Thulkum - in legend the strongest and mightiest of his clan, possibly even the most powerful of all the giant clans in his time. He was laid to rest in a complex tomb built into the side of a mountain.

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The great dragon lord, Stamis, inspired followers to take on the powers of the dragons and claim them for themselves. The followers built temples, permanently suspended floating over the land and guarded by Stamis’ most devout and fervent acolytes.

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Vertrung organized the first combat contests here more than 100 years ago. Since then, Vertrung’s estate as kept this martial tradition alive - inviting only the most dangerous and deadly individuals to take part in the games of Vertrung’s Ring.

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Blackguards Gulch - possibly the least safe crossing over the ravine. But, it’s also the one that nobody’s ever looking at. Why would anyone to look into a crossing of rickety footbriges with caverns below that are home to some of the most vicious thugs in the entire kingdom?

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Resistance is my rules-lite, spite fueled, game designer middle finger to a dystopian future. Go grab a free community while they're still available. #TTRPG

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Astral Lockdown: a 100x100 megadungeon...in space. Get instant access to the maps, VTT files, write-up, and 8 unique homebrew monsters as a patron of any tier. #DnD #TTRPG

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Player characters: [enter a 2000 year old tomb] The players: [forget to check for traps] Me: “you hear the floor give way as a 10 foot thick wall of bones erupts from the floor, blocking the exit.” The players: “you know, we should’ve seen that coming.”

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Me: “you peak around the corner and see a room filled with undead” Cleric: “have they noticed us?” Me: “not that you can tell” Sorcerer and Artificer: [look at each other and nod] Sorcerer and artificer: “we cast fireball” Me: “at the same time?” Them: “yes” Me: “ok then”

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Things I say in discord to my players: “Everyone ready for Dungeon Crawl Part III: Even MOAR Rooms?” This is our third session in this “dungeon.” It’s really a crypt for a royal line that went extinct 3000 years ago that may or may not contain a portal nexus and a deep dragon.