I drunkenly ordered maccys four times last night because I kept forgetting I’d ordered it, they all arrived at my house before I did 🙃🙃x

When youre out with your friends downtown but then the guy you like comes to pick you up and take you to get food when you feel uncomfortable >>>>>

Wowowowoowowow what bullshit

I love having a sexting buddy, everybody needs one I tell ya

and y'all are the DUMBEST who do

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operation find a lumberjack to marry is in motion

I'm going to learn how to pole dance then make up a routine to Man! I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain and just blow everyone away. it's gonna be hot

so when i make a twerk video u say it’s cute but when girls make a twerk video u call them a whore? that’s fucked up call me a whore

throwback to highschool tho when I lost my mechanical pencil in the library so I made and printed off missing pencil flyers and passed them out to everyone and taped them in the hallways ✏️