Michael Zwolanek (@mzwolanek) 's Twitter Profile
Michael Zwolanek

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Ambassador Ron Prosor (@ron_prosor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Now in Berlin at the Brandenburg Gate. Over 1,000 chairs, each with a name, a face, an age, — the victims and hostages of the October 7 massacre. When I visited today, young people stopped, listened, and learned. They’ll be here until 6 PM today. Come. See. Learn. Remember.

Now in Berlin at the Brandenburg Gate.
Over 1,000 chairs, each with a name, a face, an age, — the victims and hostages of the October 7 massacre.
When I visited today, young people stopped, listened, and learned.
They’ll be here until 6 PM today.
Come. See. Learn. Remember.
Elijah the Middleborne (@themiddleborne) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“So your master gave your buddies 10 and 2 talents but only gave you one.“ “Correct, Dave.” “Are you going to invest it?” “No, Dave” “Put it in the bank to collect interest?” “No, Dave” “Please don’t tell me you’re gonna bury it.” “I’m going to bury it, Dave”

“So your master gave your buddies 10 and 2 talents but only gave you one.“
“Correct, Dave.”
“Are you going to invest it?”
“No, Dave”
“Put it in the bank to collect interest?”
“No, Dave”
“Please don’t tell me you’re gonna bury it.”
 “I’m going to bury it, Dave”
🇺🇸 Unnamed Sources 🌲 (@unnamed_sourc3s) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"So let me get this straight, you had an inheritance from your dad?" "That's right Dave" "But you sold it?" "Yah" "Well. Ok. What kind of a deal did you get for the inheritance." "... it was soup." "I'm sorry, did you just say soup?" "Yah Dave."

"So let me get this straight, you had an inheritance from your dad?"

"That's right Dave"

"But you sold it?"

"Yah"

"Well. Ok. What kind of a deal did you get for the inheritance."

"... it was soup."

"I'm sorry, did you just say soup?"

"Yah Dave."
Elijah the Middleborne (@themiddleborne) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“So Ea-Nasir told you he was going to give you good copper?” “Yes, Dave.” “But he gave you bad copper?” “That’s correct, Dave.” “And he treated your servant rudely?” “He did.” “Does he still have your deposit?” “Yes, Dave.” “I hope you file a scathing complaint” “I will, Dave.”

“So Ea-Nasir told you he was going to give you good copper?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“But he gave you bad copper?”
“That’s correct, Dave.”
“And he treated your servant rudely?”
“He did.”
“Does he still have your deposit?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“I hope you file a scathing complaint”
“I will, Dave.”
Edinburgh Zoo (@edinburghzoo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Have a CAPY Halloween! Our capybaras are getting into the spooky spirit with some pumpkin fun! 🎃 🦇 Join us at Edinburgh Zoo this October for a spook-tacular time, from pumpkin-packed animal enrichment to after-dark thrills, there's something for every ghost and ghoul to

Have a CAPY Halloween!

Our capybaras are getting into the spooky spirit with some pumpkin fun! 🎃 🦇

Join us at Edinburgh Zoo this October for a spook-tacular time, from pumpkin-packed animal enrichment to after-dark thrills, there's something for every ghost and ghoul to
Adam Wainwright (@unclecharlie50) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The end of the Philadelphia Phillies and Los Angeles Dodgers game yesterday was hard to watch obviously because of how it ended. I woke up this morning still devastated for Orion Kerkering. But I’ll tell you what I did see: In a moment of total disbelief and heartbreak that their season ended so

Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was talking with a friend and made this confession: When I was younger, I thought everything was settled, pretty much. Feudalism bad. Nazism bad. Communism bad. Liberal democracy good. Etc. How weird it has been to discover, at this stage, that nothing is settled.

Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️ (@ostrov_a) 's Twitter Profile Photo

REMINDER: Do not call this a 'prisoner exchange'. The Israelis to be released from Gaza are hostages - who have been tortured, starved and executed. The Palestinians being released are convicted terrorists and mass murderers with blood on their hands. There is no equivalence.