i am:
❌ smelling like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed
✅ smelling like the rose that somebody gave me 'cause i'm dead and bloated

✅incites rage
✅blue check
✅we don't touch it

Mugshot of Bertha Boronda, the woman who was arrested for cutting off her husband's penis with a razor in 1907.

This is the future that #Fallout wants …

THIS IS WHAT WE WANT

Tomorrow is Ripley and Murphy‘s third birthday, which means we’re 3.5 months away from this baby (my youngest) turning three and it’s fucking with my mind. Pls stop getting older, baby Archie.

midsommar.

🚨BREAKING: Stefano Voci, the man allegedly caught on live TV inappropriately touching a young boy at a Snooker tournament, JUST DELETED HIS FACEBOOK PAGE ⚠️

FORTUNATELY, WE SAVED EVERYTHING FIRST‼️ STAY TUNED 🔔

when people say things were so much better in the past, show them this.

Oh, the country… where I spend my time burying baby birds that died falling out of my 100 yr old oak tree and wrestling my dog to drop bumblebees out of her mouth

A bitch is TIRED.

no way?? guys how do you feel hunger