It happened. It took decades, but I finally had to use the quadratic formula today. My high school math teacher has officially been vindicated.

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

the thing i love most about public speaking is spending time writing a talk you don’t know that anyone wants to hear then being nervous and throwing up then giving the talk only to replay in your head over and over realizing what you should’ve said differently and how your timing

do you ever stop and ask yourself why you shouldn’t just put every lying, cheating, untrustworthy, disgusting, toxic human in tech you know on blast and shine a big ole light on all of them? nah me either. 💅🏼

anyway, here’s lenore.

Only 3 more sleeps until CYPHERCON! Stop by the Trimarc booth and chat with Sean Metcalf and the rest of the Trimarc AD experts.

Also, if we may be so bold as to make a suggestion, go hear one of our favorite humans in the entire world speak.

bat 🦇 'Vulnerability Disclosure…

so this happened! 🧛🏻‍♀️🦇🖤

Too bad all these recent big tech layoffs targeted security pros because we were listed on their spreadsheets as non-revenue generating personnel.

cybernews.com/security/billi…

This was written by an empty office building

Coming to ShmooCon and have some books to donate or trade? Good news! We’re bringing back the Book Swap! TL;DR drop off Friday & pick up “shopping” day Saturday. Students get first dibs! Fancy poker chip by BTD for first 100! 📚🤓

Details here: shmoocon.org/book-swap/

I'm crying 😂

if you didn’t like my fuck the patriarchy attitude in 2023, don’t worry I’m gonna be way worse in 2024

I thought that was the definition of December……

Luta Security is announcing our new Workforce Platform private alpha with automatic profit-sharing, inviting US individuals & companies to apply.

This is an evolution in capitalism & how we work & succeed together

Blog: lutasecurity.com/post/hacking-c…

Apply: lutasecurity.com/alpha-platform

35 years ago today, the first issue of The Sandman comic was released. This week, The Sandman officially restarts production.

In the words of Neil Gaiman, 'Good things are coming.'

Reach out to your friends at VMware over the next few days. It’s going to be brutal. 🖤

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

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