Me, waking up on a dirty floor in Taiwan confused covered in blood with a Glock 19 in my hand My CIA handler on a hidden earpiece:

RAMIREZ. LAST ZYN. MAKE IT COUNT.

Jam band fans are a different breed

Anyone have the recipe?

𝗜𝗠 𝗔 𝙁 𝙄 𝙍 𝙀 𝙎 𝙏 𝘼 𝙍 𝙏 𝙀 𝙍 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝑭 𝑰 𝑹 𝑬 𝑺 𝑻 𝑨 𝑹 𝑻 𝑬 𝑹

I want everyone’s opinion please

More valuable than its weight in gold

highly recommend this youtube channel that’s like that bridge that shears off all the trucks but for a turn that everyone crashes at. there’s so many many and the camera only went up recently

One of the biggest tracks of my sets is out today. Bonus points if you know what it’s named after.

when the devil can’t reach you he brings a long black haired Latina woman into your life

björk at ikea: aw yësh, thê tiñy bælls of meát thęy gįve awhèy by the ottãmañsh, vvhât a delíght. at níght, gnœmèsh vväddle oût of the chįffønèrs and píroüettę ajrõuńd the meát bållsh to shøw their gråtitudè to the cöwsh. vvönderfūl, trüley vvönderfūl it esh

Before you buy these perc 30s you must complete the “Myers Briggs" questionnaire

Fucking LMAO

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares