“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked little alex horne and he said all the information is on the task

lets fucking gooooooo

logs onto club human

trying to explain to my friend I’m visiting that there’s an emergency that requires my immediate attention and that the emergency is an absolutely insane New Yorker profile of Patti LuPone dropped

anniversary day!!!!!!!! we have been through so many versions of ourselves with this show - love u

your coworkers ARE your friends, stop working and HANG OUT

when i say something is “lynchian” im specifically talking about it evoking jane lynch as sue sylvester

how embarrassing

Stephen Sondheim regarding whistling:

Sondheim rhyming “personable” and “coercin’ a bull”

Oh yeah I've been meaning to check out that carrot dangling in front of me for a while actually

just in case zero to hero from hercules comes on

I never considered how embarrassing it would be when people asked me what smell I’m wearing to have to tell them it’s the wicked x lush collab glinda upland body spray

hold on babe let me put on my makeout playlist