This week’s training theme: Run confident. It’s easy when you’ve got the whole city behind you.

My late hilarious friend Pat Brice used to call Epcot-Irish Chicago bars “Barley McPublicorns.” I fondly remember that every St. Pat’s.

RIP Simpsons' creator Matt Groening's mom. How many names do you recognize from the obituary?

NFL players, your stupid brains are gonna tell you to murder people. Don't. The penalty is way worse than "off-sides."

Phew! “Steve Buckley: First-graders throughout New Eng. finally get to celebrate a #RedSox #WorldSeries championship. The suffering is over.

Comedian @JasonSaenz covered NYC in some spectacular fake signs: ow.ly/FbXNk #SaenzSigns

On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642

Passengers Feel Sorry For Flustered Toddler Traveling With Loud, Obnoxious Parents onion.com/1AOVlzs

My Doctor Told Me I Should Vaccinate My Children, But Then Someone Much Louder Than My Doctor Told Me I Shouldn’t clickhole.com/r/653tsd

8 years ago, we lost our best friend Pat Brice. Recently, Jordan Vogt-Roberts made this tribute that is nice. vimeo.com/18037419 #RIP PHB

If the Cubs win the World Series, there's only one impossible task left for Theo Epstein: A Browns Super Bowl.

Man surprised when he sits down on plane next to passenger who looks exactly like him (via The Telegraph)

God Clarifies That He Still Hates Cleveland Fans Despite Cavaliers Championship onion.com/1Y3oqsI #NBAFinals

See, the fire truck was not stolen. This, however, is not okay. 🚓

Fireworks are illegal in my state so I'm buying my family a bunch of guns to shoot off on the 4th of July.

9 years ago today, the great Pat Brice passed away. "He held the mic almost as a formality" - Kyle Kinane #RIPPHB m.youtube.com/watch?v=J2nrKd…

A simple way to help you remember how to spell "honey"

baseball is so rooted in traditions thats hitters still take their bats to the plate against Andrew Miller even though they're not needed