Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

Chillllllllllllllllllll

There are feral humans in the Appalachians and they're occasionally responsible for disappearances

Explaining the 80 hour work restriction by ACGME to my friends and them not believing me because it “sounds too unsafe”

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

Obviously I’m being a bit hyperbolic here, but shouldn’t research be done by people who literally cannot help themselves. They think in p-values. They have hypotheses pouring out of their massive brains. Just like a surgeon only wants to be in the OR doing surgery. Instead, we

Awareness. they can raise awareness.

A woman who is on her fourth marriage after three divorces is petitioning the Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage to protect the sanctity of marriage.

Goddamn man lmao. Cuomo went “you live in affordable housing” and mamdani threw back a haymaker

Unfortunately, my nervous system cannot tell the difference between calling a consult and being hunted for sport.

No ❤️, go make the ER do it

Drive by hiss