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I love you more than all the bats in all the caves in the world.

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calendar_today30-07-2020 03:44:44

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Wednesday once again didn’t clean up the mess from her guillotine so I have no choice but to punish her. Up on the fridge she goes

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Not a lot, but there is a stain the carpet now. Although, it does look quite nice. But that’s besides the point. There is still blood and doll heads everywhere

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Considering how she ran away from home last time we took Homer away I think a different punishment is in order. Perhaps we take her guillotine away for a week instead

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Good. We wouldn’t want a repeat of what happened last time we tried to get Cousin Itt to be a marriage counselor. I hate it when we fight

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“My husband doesn’t throw himself at me and worship the ground I walk on.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Such a busy day setting out bear traps around the cemetery. It’ll be such a nice surprise for Gomez when we go on our nightly walk