I only fuel up with the best.
Hollywood is crazy guys
#blackisthenewblack @ Maps The The Skaters Homes instagram.com/p/qZncM8pALU/

The only good thing about Go Skateboarding Day that has ever occurred is that I just got to see Robbie Gamgemi push past me on the street.

I'd probably rather get a flaming sword stuck in my head than the song 'Soul Man' by Sam and Dave.

So is St Patrick the patron saint of white trash?

Saw 2 coon-skin caps on NY hipsters today. Ozark mountain hillbillies eat your hearts out. Or a possums heart at least. Probably more likely

There's a fine line between cute and creepy and you, baby corn, have crossed it.

Please don't FaceTime me.....ever.

Web videos are like the old magazines sitting on the back of your toilet. You always feel a little dirty for touching em & they always stink

Trying to dispose of an old couch is about as close as a non-murderer can come to the experience of trying to get rid of a dead body

Polar Skateboards just rained all over my headpiece. Get ready for a Swedish takeover

New Palace/Magenta/Polar/Theories lines are en route to our NY office. ETA is 1 week for Polar/Magenta. 2 weeks for Palace. Stay tuned.

@Grantyansura you'll never be able to wash away all of YOUR dirty laundry. That's a whole different story

Get inspired by the #hoppsskateboards guys and Jahmal Williams @ New York fuckin city instagr.am/p/Nb2b0nJAPP/

Polar boards finally available on Theories: Check em out homeboyzzz theoriesofatlantis.com/site/news/pola…

Curbside come-up @ Greenpoint, Brooklyn instagr.am/p/MH3g7opAOh/

Zered Bassett and Kevin Tierney hooked me up: youtube.com/watch?v=xXt1FA…

Boston may have lost to Miami last night, but the two cities make sweet skateboard love in this new TOA piece:
theoriesofatlantis.com/site/news/bost…

Never forget: chromeballincident.blogspot.com/search/label/d…

At what point does skate footage officially become too old to use in a video?

Who is the clerk at the bodega talking to on the phone all day/night? Seriously,