It's my birthday. Tell me something I don't know.

"Death to Jews" being freely chanted on the streets of Montreal and Police Montréal does bupkis.

There are quite a few actions shots. I can't provide an alt for all of them so let's sum it up: find a job that makes the best use of your unique brain wiring. Slides: docs.google.com/presentation/d…

This week on the MozPod: Why do people have so many opinions when you say you don’t want kids? 🤷‍♀️ Hear what @MyriamJessier & @KariLeeD have to say in this new episode, available now: mz.cm/4c9xK7y

I still get asked about why I don't have kids. And...my answer is usually "we thought about it but the dog is allergic". The truth: I thought about it and it's not a lifelong project I want to undertake.

I made people laugh today. Yes Twitter, I still miss you a little because that's absolutely not the type of stuff I'll talk about on LinkedIn.

This week has been content centipedes, a mediocre remake of the movie Her and just overall weird stuff. I want to crawl back to the Ervin Szabó library.

OK step 1. Twitter account recovered. I could only post from my phone beforehand. Step 2. Update photo and banner. Step 3....probably deal with the usual trash fire that is this place and decide to take a break again. But for now, I celebrate step 1.

Ok. Looking to contact someone and I see they haven't interacted with LinkedIn or Twitter in months and I'm not even mad about it.

Shit I wish I could say on Linkedin Part 1: For the love of Xenu, don't take marketing advice from someone with YouTube thumbnails that look like they are having an existential crisis while high on bath salts.

I was sent this, in a no-SEO context. Congratulations Google. New kink unlocked?

Like terraforming but for SERPs. Give it a try please.

Love the smell of rain. It's pouring outside. Rain & thunder make an amazing soundtrack.

Friends, Myriam Jessier and I are working on something and we need your help! I know questionnaires are TEDIOUS but this one's got glitter. Could you please spare 10 mins to answer a few questions on online researching & shopping preferences? Thanks✨ bit.ly/44P8eB4

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary This was pre-written. I also remember what it was like pre-Elon.

"Also I read somewhere..." It was a TikTok video. We all know you heard it in a TikTok video. Best case scenario, you read the captions on it.

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Conspiracy theory time: There's a non zero chance that Sam Altman reached out to Scarlett Johansson to goad her into a lawsuit. Here's why it would make sense: it would help mitigate some of the other ongoing judicial stuff regarding their blatant disregard for copyright.

Fed up with boring ice breakers? Share an interesting ice breaker question. I submitted "pineapple on pizza, what's your opinion on pineapple as a topping?" What would be yours? docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

I still stand by everything I said in this course.