When your husband gets caught cheating with the HR lady at the Coldplay concert 👀 What are you adding to your divorce registry????? #Coldplay

All I’m saying 😜 #ColdplayBoston

I celebrate Christmas in the Summer. Where are my gifts???? Go to my gift list like now

Ugh who likes getting things they don’t want???? Not me bestie

Stay calm and get the gifts you want

Life is short might as well get the gifts you really want fam

Don’t be ChatGPTing my gift list. You can only find it on MyRegistry.com 😏

I tolerate a lot but not unwanted gifts.

This on a friday? Omg yes Wait hold on, lemme add summer fridays to my gift list Who’s with me????

For lunch, I want a Caesar salad with a side of shoes from my gift list.

I’d like to remove Wednesdays from my gift list

I ended a friendship once because I got an unwanted gift. Period.

Imma add a puppy to my gift list. I can’t even keep a plant alive jbtw.

I’m certain nobody on the east coast added an earthquake on their gift list

This friendship day, be a good friend and buy your bestie a gift from their gift list

I’d choose to get the gifts I really want in every lifetime. (P.S. this is your sign to buy me a gift from my gift list)

Like brother why would you add 2 earthquakes to your gift list????

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are literally asking you to add the gifts you really want to your gift list

If I could add an entire beach to my gift list, I would

This is your sign to tell your aunt Karen how you really feel about those Christmas socks 🧦 because if you don’t the 100th pair is coming your way 👀