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People have seen my success and decided I must be a man too. I sympathise. What I did was reverse cow-girl the photocopier, I made quite the impression. No one’s questioned me since.

I have a tour date that visits Edinburgh in September. I mean, you’ve missed out because it’s sold out - but that’s on you.

Thanks to Girls Aloud for their headline spot at Brighton Pride. I hate turning down work but I needed my rest before Royal Vauxhall Tavern today.

⭐️ Immediately after Sport’s Day, there’s star cabaret inside The RVT from the one and only Myra DuBois + legendary RVT DJ simon le vans 💙. outsavvy.com/event/21212/ba…

I hear the BBC is repeating my episodes on House of Games, probably in an attempt to calm the nation.

🎶 I can still recall, our brat summer 🎶

This is tomorrow, Thursday 15th, An Evening with Gareth Joyner at Royal Vauxhall Tavern I’ll be chatting to Gareth live on stage, about their life and work, the creation of Myra DuBois and Frank Lavender plus special guest Lucy Frederick aka Rose Lavender and there will be an audience Q&A 💖

If you’re getting your A-Level results today and they… aren’t what you wanted, know this: I don’t have a single formal qualification. Not one! I know right?! And remember… Celebrity won’t shine down on you like it has me, so this really was your only chance.

I think we can all agree that Danny Beard 🤡 against a wall in Manchester’s gay village is something we’ve all seen.

Mindful. Demure.

🥳 Today it’s our big Bank Holiday Sunday party with top cabaret from Christina Bianco and Myra DuBois, plus great music from simon le vans 💙, Phil Marriott and Chris De Buerre. 🎟️ shorturl.at/72wAq or pay on the door from 4pm!

🚨 Online tix are now SOLD OUT for today, BUT you can still pay on the door from 4pm and/or book for Myra DuBois’ bank holiday Monday show: outsavvy.com/event/21212/ba…

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