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Paul Jenkins

@mypauljenkins

Writer, Director, Producer. Eisner Award Winner, BAFTA Nominee, Maverick, Idiot. World's Dumbest Robot.

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Hi, Sentry community! This is not the "thing" I'm working on - I will announce that as soon as I can. But I've brought back an old favorite called Flogging a Dead Horse on Substack. It's comedy, but you might just find behind-the-scenes stuff in there! pauljenkinswriter.substack.com/p/once-more-wi…

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My Nigh Perfect wife just picked up a bunch of stuff from the table - she had it in her hands! - and she threw it all on the floor SO SHE COULD SWEEP IT UP! She remains a comedy genius.

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After 120/164 years without a trophy, we suddenly can't stop winning at Wembley. What a group of players. Liverpool fans, we are so sorry that one or two idiots would try to spoil Jota's memorial. That does not represent our club in any way. #CPFCLIV

After 120/164 years without a trophy, we suddenly can't stop winning at Wembley. What a group of players. 

Liverpool fans, we are so sorry that one or two idiots would try to spoil Jota's memorial. That does not represent our club in any way.

#CPFCLIV
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Hello, chums! As I get the newest series of Flogging a Dead Horse back up to speed, I'll be alternating between new and old posts. This is from 2006, describing the horror of birthing classes Go ahead and subscribe. I can make more! open.substack.com/pub/pauljenkin…

Hello, chums!  As I get the newest series of Flogging a Dead Horse back up to speed, I'll be alternating between new and old posts.  This is from 2006, describing the horror of birthing classes  Go ahead and subscribe. I can make more!

open.substack.com/pub/pauljenkin…
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I guess Federico Chiesa just found out what happens every time a Liverpool player fishes the ball out of the net against Crystal Palace. He should have asked Suarez about #Crystanbul and 3-3! #CRYLIV Sorry, Fred. Turns out the other team can score as well. 🤣🤣🤣

I guess Federico Chiesa just found out what happens every time a Liverpool player fishes the ball out of the net against Crystal Palace. He should have asked Suarez about #Crystanbul and 3-3!
#CRYLIV 
Sorry, Fred. Turns out the other team can score as well.  🤣🤣🤣