The #Jets went 5–12 in the 2024-'25 regular season. So why exactly are we giving losers a sports documentary? We're just gonna celebrate mediocrity like an influencer with a large following? Yo, how is being a loser inspiring? The value of a sports doc is winning. #BallorFall

I don't think #PrimeVideo understands the sadness of this Eddie tweet. It doesn't go as hard as they believe it does...this isn't legacy, it's more of a let down. Eddie Murphy is the #GOAT. Or was? (Now, I got The Pointer Sisters' Neutron Dance echoing in my head. Sigh.)

You glorify the past When the future dries up There's some notable Alanis Irony with the utterly unaccomplished Cowboys being "America's Team" as President Trump completes his second term following Biden. Nobody is succeeding but they all foolishly believe they're still No. 1.

“Proudly Canadian” has become one of the stupider reactions to Trump's election. I dunno why companies do this...it doesn't draw in a smart or even a good audience. Maybe more money? Crave's TV ads toot “Proudly Canadian” only ain't nobody getting Crave to watch Office Movers.

Oh, no...Ford's back to the office decision means we'll hafta tolerate another round of articles profiling upset employees complaining and throwing temper tantrums. Wanna know why trust in media intuitions is so low? Because clickbait slop like that is pimped out as journalism.

The #NBACup remains devoid of all significant value: it's utter garbage. Under Adam Silver the #NBA is soft. He coddles the weakest players and approves utter junk like the NBA Cup to draw in new fans who are often brutally ignorant. Stupid Is As Stupid Does.

I had zero interest in seeing #Thunderbolts* at the cinema. Streaming is acceptable. August 27 on Disney+ which is the same day as Prime Video's Terminal List: Dark Wolf. Lotta ruckus on that day. #SetTheVCR

The Blazers being purchased for over $4 billion is wild...that's a dead end TV market. The team has no notable NBA history (unless you include passing Jordan over in the draft) and their prospects are slim. So Be It. #NBA #BallorFall

John Stockton Is Right. Don't ever make excuses for being soft. Load Management impacts winning. So it needs to go. Soft is soft. He's right. #NBA #BallorFall

It's 100% cool if you want to enjoy movies on Mubi. Don't let anyone's trash morality dictate your pop culture choices. At one point Fabricland was on the BDS list. Idiots. So much dumb. Fabricland is not funding war or anything, Fabricland is barely funding itself. Be Free.

This is one of those silly internet stats that doesn't mean...anything. It's not a notable accomplishment, it's like going viral or having a lot of followers. Great...here's a cookie. So what? It's content for the sake of content. Nothing's changed, nothing is better.

Shout out to the people who cheered when it was suggested the baby should be ejected. Soon as you have a kid, you're at home. You give up culture. The only exception is a babysitter. Otherwise anything else is gross selfishness. Dumb people bring their dumb kids to R-movies.

Kneel Before Zod!! First time I encountered Terence Stamp it was a banger. (Oddly, Stamp's passing makes it easier for me...I always confused him with Malcolm McDowell. Always struggled to tell those guys apart.) Terence Stamp contributed notable pop culture. Rest Now. Thanks.

Saskatchewan doubling down on coal in 2025 is the latest example of how The Middle is incapable of contributing to culture. It's a metaphor, when you're that behind on everything you lack credibility and have zero authority. It's not snobbery to call em fly-over it's earned.